Re: King of the Hill (game)

Travisthewere · by Travisthewere on Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:00 pm

Rewires the programming on the sentry system, then laughs as Adres is chased off his own hill by his own guns.

My Hill.

Kayako · by Kayako on Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:23 am

This spy is sapping your sentry!
*Watches sentry explode in Travis' face* Whoooops!

MY HILL!

icewind · by icewind on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:49 am

*Uses good old Rocket launcher to blow Kayako from the hill*

*Build a wall around the hill*

MY HILL!

Fed · by Fed on Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:03 pm

returns to the hill after being running for 2 hours.

-who build a wall around my hill!!!!

*calls and attack with paratroopers over the hill*

*paratroopers enter the hill, and clear all the hill*

-it's time to return to my hill...now, I'll build another wall around.

-MY FORTRESS!!1

icewind · by icewind on Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:15 am

*Throws a grenade over the walls*
*Climbs over the wall*
*Sees that my first grenade missed*
*Throws another grenade*

*Build a roof on the fortress*

MY FORTRESS!

Travisthewere · by Travisthewere on Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:35 am

Wow that's certainly a nice fortress you got there.

*Fills the fortress with boiling water, after it has cooled, I jump in.

MY SWIMMIN POOL

Fed · by Fed on Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:20 am

sees the fortress-pool.

gather a pile of wood around the walls, put it all on fire.

watch the walls getting hot and the boiling water.

waits a little bit, then make a hole on the walls, let the water escape, and the walls getting cold.

removes travisthewere from inside.

MY HILL!!1

icewind · by icewind on Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:07 am

*Fills fortress with concrete*
*Build another fortress on the pile of concrete*
*Builds a drainage system in the new fortress*

MY FORTRESS

Travisthewere · by Travisthewere on Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:55 am

Stares at icewind's fortress for a good long while, then finally says "Screw it" and goes off to another hill.

My Hill!

icewind · by icewind on Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:31 am

Ahh, Another hill, must have.

*Throws Travisthewere of my new hill*
*Hires some movers to move the new hill next to my hill*
*Also makes a fortress on the new hill*

MY HILLS!!

Fed · by Fed on Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:46 am

calls an attack with his Weather Control device superweapon over icewind fortress on the hill.

the fortress get destroyed by lighthings and rain;

MY HILL!!

icewind · by icewind on Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:13 pm

*Watches how the lighting destroys the weather control device*

*Lies mines around the hills*

MY HILLS!

Fed · by Fed on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:29 pm

calls one of his spectrum gunships.

-destroy the hill and it surroundings-

*WATCH THE HILLS BEING DESTROYED AND THE MINES BLOW UP BY A LOT OF ARTILLERY COMING FROM THE AIR*

MY HILL!!1

icewind · by icewind on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:46 pm

*Hires a few body hunters to kill Fed*

*Sees the empty hills*
*Creates 5 more hills*
*Builds a city on the hill and call it Rome*
*Creates a giant military force and start capturing land*

MY EMPIRE!!

Fed · by Fed on Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:56 pm

escapes to a cave on afganistan while the bounty hunters get bored and stop looking; then I go out and return to my hill... and

SEE the empire created by icewind....

-ah, I want my hill back!

sends Chuck Norris to the hills.

when nothing stands alive in the hills and chuck leaves--

i say is

MY HILL!!