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Sorry, no Derideal forum now.

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King of the Hill (game)

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King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:56 pm

Well the rules are simple you have to claim the hill to be yours and get rid of any other users on the hill.

example:
user1 wrote:
*Puts a flag on the hill*

MY HILL!
user2 wrote:
*Uses flame thrower to burn both flag and user1*

MY HILL!
user1 wrote:
Ahhh, hot, hot, hot
*Dives in pool*
*Pushes user2 in near-bottomless pit.*

MY HILL!

So I will start.

*Finds an empty hill*

MY HILL!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:08 pm

*arrives as a paratrooper*


while falling to the hill, throws a granade to explode icewind and his flag*

bye bye, this is now

MY HILL!!!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:29 pm

Didn't your mom teach you not to play with explosives??
You could hurt someone.

*Tells Fed there is a guy down the hill who pays a million to the first web-comic artist he finds today.*
*Watches Fed run down the hill*

Oh, So now you leave me here.

Well then it's MY HILL!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Kayako on Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:08 am

Two can play that game

*Tells Icewind that Fed who just ran down the hill offers a lot of money for a new web page (insert evil know-all grin) and watches Icy run after Fed*

Keh! MY HILL!
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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:43 am

*after searched in the city for about 48 hours for the supposed guy of the millions, finaly returns to "his" HILL*

OH NOES, THERE'S SOMEONE ON MY HILL!!!!!

*calculates wind and traces projectil trajectory*

*throws a pencil with extreme precission*

*pencil impacts on kayako's leg*

*kayako lose balance and falls down the hill*


MY HILL!!1

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:07 pm

*Sees Fed on the hill*

*Becomes angry at Fed because he would give me a lot of money*

*Trows a ridiculous large bomb at the hill*

MY CRATER

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:20 pm

*See the bomb before it explodes*

*uses his GREEN LANTERN ring*

*creates a giant hand that throws the bomb into the sky and out of the planet*

my hill!!!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Kayako on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:54 pm

*Jumps up from behind and EATS the ring along with the finger it is on, Gives the finger back so it can be put back on at the hospital.* See? I'm not all bad!
*Claims hill after seeing Fed off to the hospital* (Having issued death threats to the medics that if they don't do it right, but slowly, I'll eat them)

Well seeing as the hill is empty.. MY HILL!
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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:48 pm

*Tells Kayako there is a guy down the hill paying a million to the first mind-sick-evil-killing-little-girl he sees.*

MY HILL!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Travisthewere on Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:06 pm

*Mounds together huge piles of dirt until a hill that entirely dwarfs icewind's till the point where his is no longer even considered a hill but rather a small portion of my hill is created, and I sit on top.

Ahem... My hill.

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:56 am

*Uses over-sized-uber-leaf-blower to blow away the new hill and Travisthewere on it*

No, still MY HILL!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:40 am

*returns from the hospital*

*sees icewind of "his" hill*


-CALL AN AIRSTRIKE-



****aurora bomber explodes everything on the hill****


my hill...or crater.

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Kayako on Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:54 am

Stop turning the hill into a crater! *Stomps foot on the floor, a little too hard causing a volcano to erupt on the place of the old hill* Oh? *Sees fed run away with a burned arse* Water there! *points at lake located half a mile east*
MY HILL!.. Volcano...what-cha-may-call-it
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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:03 am

What, I like craters.

*Waits until an aftershock causes the vulcano to erupt again*


MY HILL

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:53 pm

returns with servere burning injuries, then watch icewind on the hill..


that's my hill!!!


*activates his torret sentry system placed near the hill*


MY HILL!!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Travisthewere on Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:00 pm

Rewires the programming on the sentry system, then laughs as Adres is chased off his own hill by his own guns.

My Hill.

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Kayako on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:23 am

This spy is sapping your sentry!
*Watches sentry explode in Travis' face* Whoooops!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:49 am

*Uses good old Rocket launcher to blow Kayako from the hill*

*Build a wall around the hill*

MY HILL!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:03 pm

returns to the hill after being running for 2 hours.

-who build a wall around my hill!!!!


*calls and attack with paratroopers over the hill*

*paratroopers enter the hill, and clear all the hill*

-it's time to return to my hill...now, I'll build another wall around.

-MY FORTRESS!!1

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:15 am

*Throws a grenade over the walls*
*Climbs over the wall*
*Sees that my first grenade missed*
*Throws another grenade*

*Build a roof on the fortress*

MY FORTRESS!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Travisthewere on Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:35 am

Wow that's certainly a nice fortress you got there.

*Fills the fortress with boiling water, after it has cooled, I jump in.

MY SWIMMIN POOL

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:20 am

sees the fortress-pool.

gather a pile of wood around the walls, put it all on fire.

watch the walls getting hot and the boiling water.

waits a little bit, then make a hole on the walls, let the water escape, and the walls getting cold.

removes travisthewere from inside.

MY HILL!!1

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:07 am

*Fills fortress with concrete*
*Build another fortress on the pile of concrete*
*Builds a drainage system in the new fortress*

MY FORTRESS

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Travisthewere on Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:55 am

Stares at icewind's fortress for a good long while, then finally says "Screw it" and goes off to another hill.

My Hill!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:31 am

Ahh, Another hill, must have.

*Throws Travisthewere of my new hill*
*Hires some movers to move the new hill next to my hill*
*Also makes a fortress on the new hill*

MY HILLS!!

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