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Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:41 pm by icewind

Sorry, no Derideal forum now.

All topics are locked for maintenance reason.
This one is still open for the main time.
Don't worry, It will be back.

I you find an open topic other than this one, I forgot to close it so please don't post in it.

PS.
I also temporally removed all moderator right so you can't (accidentally) screw thing

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King of the Hill (game)

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:50 pm

*Digs himself out with his teeth*
*Goes to the dentist*

*Sues Fed for the huge dentist bill*
*Demands the hill as damages*

MY HILL!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Kayako on Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:20 pm

You forgot to specify to the court which hill you wanted.

Seeing this one lies unclaimed I'll take it!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Sat Sep 20, 2008 3:29 pm

*Changes the contract in secret, so it states all hills belong to me*

No, MY HILLS!!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Kayako on Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:07 pm

*Manages to get a hold of all the contracts* (That includes the numerous ones you've hidden. I saw you sneaky)

*Changes your name in every part (Including the fine print) into "Kayako"*

My hills you mean?
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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:30 pm

*Finds my old flamethrower again*
Hey, why are the contracts suddenly burning?

Then I gues it's again MY HILL!!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Kayako on Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:32 pm

Icy, Why is the napalm tank on your back on fire?

*Smirks as Icewind flies up the sky because of the burning tank*

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:38 pm

Ahhh, I can fly
*Falls on top of Kaya*
Ahh, where did Kayako go, did she leave me here alone.

So, then it's MY HILL!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Kayako on Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:41 pm

*Kicks you off and calls the police for you harassing "Innocent" girls*

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:56 pm

*Accidentally kills the police, It was self-defence*

*Shoots a trans-locator disk to the moon*
*Duck-tape's the trans-locator to Kaya*
*Presses the alternative fire button*
Ahh, did she leave me alone again.

Than its again MY HILL!!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:14 pm

rents john's mancer spacecraft; with it hacks the american satellite network.

calls particle cannon attack into the hill.

(and write with the cannon "read derideal".)

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:20 pm

*After spending an entire day reading derideal over and over again, I return to the hill*
*Sees Fed being taken away by cops because it's illegal to use the earth as a billboard*

MY HILL!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:23 pm

exits the jail, like in GTA III, without ma weapons and some money.

returns to the hill and sees icewind on it.


I slowy get closer to him.

stare at him for 3 seconds.

*KICKS ICEWIND STRONGLY ENOUGH TO TAKE HIM OUT OF THE HILL*



THIIIIS IIIIS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



my hill Xd

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:29 pm

No this is the internet.

Code:
include <stio>
include <hill>

void main(){
 hill my_hill=loadhill();
 my_hill.owner="Icewind";
 while (true){
 cout << "MY HILL!"<<endl;
 }
}
(In english: sets the owner of the hill and print "MY HILL!" on the screen an infinite times XD).

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:32 pm

I'll give you a cell phone.

See you on the matrix!!!


*watch icewind dissapears while listen the phone*



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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:38 pm

*Comes back with a lot of guns*
*Shoots Fed*

No, MY HILL!

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:40 pm

*respawns*

uses his recently found "Impact hammer"




uses it on icewind.*



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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:41 pm

*Ha, team damage is off*
*Telefrags Fed*

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:43 pm

*TEAM DAMAGE is still in off*



suddently it's summer on the hill, and all the weather is good, the temperature gets high, high enough to melt "ice" wind,


so now he's warm-wind, AND becaouse of that, he stats to go up up up up and dissapeares on the sky.


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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:21 am

Like I said before when team damage is of you can still telefrag teammates.

*Condenstes at high attitude and falls on Fed leaving a crater*
*Respawns*

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Kayako on Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:52 am

Sadly before you respawned I used the simple message "/Killall spawnpoint"
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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:55 am

Code:
summon spawnpoint
*Respawns*
*Kicks Kaya of the hill*

MY HILL!

W00T post:300

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:08 am

uses Psyquic Dominator on the hill.


*BEEE ONE WITH FEEEED*



all people on the hill suddenlty stars to clean it, put some chairs, tables, prepares tea, bring cookies, pizza, and left for ever.

*walks to the hill and start to enjoy the stay on it*


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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:16 pm

*Sees the Psyquic Dominator short wired after I tried to do wash it*
Hmm, pizza and cookies.
*Gets angry after remembering the cookies are a lie*
*Kicks Fed of the hill in the rage*
Ohhh, the pizza is still real.
*Eats pizza*

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by Fed on Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:37 pm

uses time machine to travel on time, and warn me about the kick that icewind would give me when he remembers cookies are a lie.

*TIME ALTERED FOREVER*

back in our times, Cookies are truth now, but pizza is now a lie.

but, I'm still on

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Re: King of the Hill (game)

Post by icewind on Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:41 pm

No, not the pizza
*Steals the time machine to change it back*
Nobody steals my pizza

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