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Post by Gleighton on Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:52 am

Post here all your Chuck Norris facts. Chuck!!! Chuck again!!
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:21 pm

Chuck Norris knows the end of derideal story. and all the alternative endings. before I even draw them or think about.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by icewind on Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:58 pm

Chuck can preform an infinite loop in 10 seconds.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:01 pm

Chuck knows what happened to the deleted forum post.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by icewind on Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:04 pm

Chuck is the only thing you can't find on google

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:10 pm

no, cos He is the one who finds you.



Chuck Norris was the one who uses God when opened the red sea for moses

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by icewind on Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:24 pm

Chuck know the last number of pi

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:25 pm

chuck norris knows the face of "Darth Nihilus"


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by icewind on Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:31 pm

Chuck can use Windows without crashing.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:35 pm

Chuck norris is what will happen on the year 2012

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Post by icewind on Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:35 pm

When chuck did his first round-house-kick he caused the big-bang

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Gleighton on Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:17 pm

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by icewind on Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:41 pm

Chuck Noris knows the entire Internet and sends the interesting part to google.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:47 pm

When Chuck Norris uses Windows vista, it works flawlessly

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by icewind on Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:51 pm

Chuck Noris can draw a Derideal chapter in 0.035 sec

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:53 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by icewind on Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:58 pm

When chuck noris waits the time fast-forwards

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:01 pm

when in silent hill sounds the alarm, comes the darkness...and the darkness comes only to try to hidden the town from Chuck Norris eyes.

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Post by icewind on Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:23 pm

But it wont work because Chuck doesn't need light neither his eyes to see.

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Post by Fed on Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:26 pm

chuck norris one day went on holidays to a mountain town, near a lake.... now the town is known as Silent hill.

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Post by icewind on Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:30 pm

The only reason god is in heaven is because he's to afraid to come down here and face Chuck

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Post by Fed on Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:05 pm

Chuck Norris knows who is Laura's father. before I even draw him.

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Post by icewind on Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:08 pm

Chuck Noris can't read your mind, he changes it into what he likes.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:09 pm

Chuck norris has T.V cable that has only good channels and always has good programation

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Post by icewind on Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:20 pm

Only Chuck Norris know all of his facts.

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