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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:00 pm

Chuck Norris uses minesweeper to listen his music

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by icewind on Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:05 pm

Chuck Norris can be everywhere every time.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:08 pm

Chuck Norris can eat - not drink- water

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by icewind on Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:30 pm

The Americans never threw a nuke at japan, Chuck was just demonstrating his round-house kick.

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Post by Fed on Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:33 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't even was is japan when he showed to the americans one round-house kick,
the nuke-like effect caused on japan was just a butterfly effect from Chuck Kick.

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Post by icewind on Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:26 pm

And he did the round house kick in 2005 but the butterfly effect went faster then light and came back in 1945

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Travisthewere on Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:43 pm

Chuck Norris has read every Chuck Norris joke ever, and he is not amused...

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:03 am

If you manage to kill chuck norris, he doesn't die, he just get more angry

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Gleighton on Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:07 am

Chuck will always respawn instanly, creating an copy of himself too
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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:21 am

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

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Post by icewind on Thu Oct 02, 2008 3:10 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun, he just throw his pillow at 1000km/hour

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:18 pm

Chuck Norris commands Kane.

and the tiberium it's just effect of one round house kick on a glass of water filled with green paint.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by icewind on Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:33 pm

When Chuck listens to a song he hears the end first.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Thu Oct 02, 2008 4:58 pm

Chuck Norris knows the end real end of Doraemon, and knows the ending of Naruto, even if the author doesn't know it yet.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by icewind on Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:24 pm

Chuck didn't like the original end of Naruto so he changed it before it is created.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by Fed on Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:50 am

Chuck Norris trained Steven Seagal


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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by icewind on Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:54 am

Chuck uses a pencil to hunt bears.

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Post by Fed on Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:58 am

Chuck Norris teached Jesus to walk on water.

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Post by icewind on Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:28 pm

Chuck Norris split the red sea with his round house kick.

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Post by Fed on Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:04 am

Chuck Norris can save data on stones and dust

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Post by Travisthewere on Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:41 pm

Chuck norris can kill you with his awesome alone.

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Post by Fed on Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:53 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't eat icecream, they are not enough for him, he eat icebergs

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